capt. paul watson,

I did not know until i checked G Bush (unless im wrong )

" A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."

oh thats funny.

i was wondering who came up with these superb quotes;

"If you can't walk the talk, don't talk the talk!" (is it correct? )

and

"Don't sing it, bring it!"

"I'm either falling in love or getting a hard on. Which is basically the same thing but without the christmas cards" - Jez from Peep Show

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gonna get" - Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does " - Forrest Gump

"Do you know why I'm so fat??? Because every time I sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit" - Zimbabwe cricketer Eddo Brandes responding to Glenn McGrath calling him fat

"Your nose is so big its blocking the sightscreen" - Another cricket sledge

"The hardest title challenge since Danny Shittu went to write his autobiography" - Guardian Football Weekly podcast presenter James Richardson.

when you come to a fork in the road,take it.........yogi berra

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Ben Hogan

"Yeeeeeah, F@$*@!% Beauty! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!"

Mark Webber (After winning the 2009 German Grand Prix)

...also from Mr. Webber...

"How's that for a number two driver?"

(After winning the 2010 British Grand Prix)

from the recent ferrari 1-2 victory:
Pole sitter Vettel moved wide to try to block Alonso. Massa, starting from third, used the gap to pass from the outside going into the first corner, where also Alonso managed to slip past Vettel. The two Ferraris stayed in front for the entire race. Alonso tried to pass but can't;

alonso: (on the radio, whining;) “This is ridiculous.”

rob: (radios massa:) “Fernando is faster than you, did you understand that message?”
(massa confirms;)

rob: (radios massa) "OK, good lad. Just stick with him now.”

and the rest is history...

another great one:

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"

"Ehh, well you know, I could have done better."

Kimi Räikkönen after clinching the 2007 World Drivers' Championship

did that really Kimi say after he wont the tittle

you know the iceman.... what he meant was he could have dominated that season!

"That depends on what the definition of 'is' is..."


William "Tha Stain" Jefferson Clinton